MONUMENTWalking along 71st Avenue
In Forest Hills Gardens
Looking down at the floor
I saw a strange metal plate
"MONUMENT
TOPOGL BUREAU
BOR. QUEENS"
What kind of bureau is the TOPOGL?
Something like the FBI or even more secret?
Is the TOPOGL BUREAU watching
Over the Borough of Queens?
Who are these people who work for
The TOPOGL BUREAU?
Where is their headquarters?
Do the workers wear Topogl badges?
And why a monument?
Aren't they in Washington D.C.
Or in Cemeteries?
I pondered these questions for a while
And then decided to let my imagination fly
Maybe there is no TOPOGL BUREAU
In Queens or anywhere else
The monument is where
The little green men
From the center of the Earth come out of
Each borough has one of these passageways
For the little green men
From the center of the Earth to use
Or maybe the little green men
From the center of the Earth are already here
Have been here for a long time
Hiding away in some distant forest
Unfortunately as a result of global warming
And the vanishing habitats
Many of the original little green men
Are dying off
The remaining ones
Desperate to survive
Now wish to return home
But the hole they
Once used to come out of ground
Has faded from their memory
Occasionally some of the little green men
Go on expeditions searching to find
Their long lost portal
With no luck so far
If however for some inexplicable
Reason the remaining little green men
Are reading this blog entry
Now at least they know where
Their ticket home is located
Finally I Googled: TOPOGL BUREAU
Which indicated the marker has to do
With maps made by the
Bureau of Topographical Engineers
Used as benchmarks for the size of streets
And property lines
How dull